I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he said grab a q-tip and hot sauce

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he said grab a q-tip and hot sauce - I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he said grab a q-tip and hot sauce  Redditors Wife

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I Said I Wanted to Upgrade to a Larger Vehicle He Laughed and Said I had a Small Dick

I Said I Wanted to Upgrade to a Larger Vehicle  He Laughed and Said I had a Small Dick

I asked him to make me a grilled cheese sandwich He burnt down the house

I asked him to make me a grilled cheese sandwich He burnt down the house

"I think our neighbour is dead, should i call the police?" "Hold on, let me ask what reddit thinks first."

"It's late. Why won't you come to bed?" "Can't sleep, the British are coming!"

I wanted a picture of our kids hung on the wall He put up a picture of a stranger's dog for karma

I wanted a picture of our kids hung on the wall He put up a picture of a stranger's dog for karma

I thought he wanted a "Day of sex" He just wanted deus ex.

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I asked him to see things from my point of view He looked out the kitchen window

I asked him to see things from my point of view He looked out the kitchen window

I wanted to watch a movie with him HE told me to call him after the first 30%.

I wanted to watch a movie with him HE told me to call him after the first 30%.

I found out I was pregnant. He's already calling the child "Stormageddon."

I found out I was pregnant. He's already calling the child

I told him we should go for a romantic boat ride He flipped our coffee table over and strapped an engine to it

I told him we should go for a romantic boat ride He flipped our coffee table over and strapped an engine to it
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