Sit in front of Window late at night w/ lights on periodically twitch head to the right and left to throw off sniper

Sit in front of Window late at night w/ lights on periodically twitch head to the right and left to throw off sniper - Sit in front of Window late at night w/ lights on periodically twitch head to the right and left to throw off sniper  Paranoid Parrot

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See a new guy at work OH GOD THEY're replacing me!

See a new guy at work OH GOD THEY're replacing me!

Talk shit about someone you know Check phone to make sure you didn't pocket dial first

Talk shit about someone you know Check phone to make sure you didn't pocket dial first

Save, hit quit, "Unsaved progress will be lost" Save again

Save, hit quit,

Say the word "Black" Oh god, there's a black guy behind me

Say the word

Come back home, want to masturbate check everywhere for hidden recording devices

Come back home, want to masturbate check everywhere for hidden recording devices

Only tables in middle open THEY'RE ALL WATCHING

Only tables in middle open THEY'RE ALL WATCHING

Overhear couple speaking with foreign accents. Russian spies are living in my neighborhood!

Overhear couple speaking with foreign accents. Russian spies are living in my neighborhood!

See advertisements in Gmail related to e-mails. Google's reading my e-mails!

See advertisements in
Gmail related to e-mails. Google's reading
my e-mails!

Teacher asks questions about presentation I'm gonna fail!

Teacher asks questions about presentation I'm gonna fail!

manager talking to my supervisor I'm fired

manager talking to my supervisor I'm fired
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