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Listening to ipod, feel fart brewing pause song so you can hear epic fart
13,360 shares
Brush Teeth While Shitting multi-tasker
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eat cheetos make dog lick hand, wipe hands on dog.
26,989 shares
cook with dirty pots and pans extra flavor
19,666 shares
Open windows room dusted
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Become a sperm donor FAP for money
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wake up with a boner it's easier to just piss in the tub
17,077 shares
burp up small piece of food snacktime
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SKYPE WITH PARENts NEVER HAVE PANTS ON
16,231 shares
dancing with girl at club = pound her with giant erection
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