I told him we should go for a romantic boat ride He flipped our coffee table over and strapped an engine to it

I told him we should go for a romantic boat ride He flipped our coffee table over and strapped an engine to it - I told him we should go for a romantic boat ride He flipped our coffee table over and strapped an engine to it  Redditors Wife

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I told him we could have a Clonetrooper threesome in the basement He took a picture and said "BRB"

I told him we could have a Clonetrooper threesome in the basement He took a picture and said

i told him i want kids he called me pedobear

i told him i want kids he called me pedobear

showed him my new lingerie Demanded i put more in comments

showed him my new lingerie   Demanded i put more in comments

I wrote him an e-mail explaining how neglected and unappreciated I felt and how much I love him TL;DR

I wrote him an e-mail explaining how neglected and unappreciated I felt and how much I love him  TL;DR

I thought he'd be glad if i got him some ice-cream he said i was ugly

I thought he'd be glad if i got him some ice-cream he said i was ugly

He got 50 upvotes now he expects me to fix him a bowl of cheerios

He got 50 upvotes now he expects me to fix him a bowl of cheerios

I wrote him a poem for our anniversary he said, "too long; didn't read."

I wrote him a poem for our anniversary he said,

Asked him what he would like for dinner told me he'd faponit and get back to me

Asked him what he would like for dinner told me he'd faponit and get back to me

I wanted to try a new sex position He wanted to Faponit

I wanted to try a new sex position He wanted to Faponit

I reminded him it was my 30th birthday he told me to quit being a karma whore

I reminded him it was my 30th birthday he told me to quit being a karma whore
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