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Design parts to fit perfectly together Make one bleed every month, other one dangles precariously between legs
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MAKE UNIVERSE FOR HUMANS MAKE A QUADRILLION TIMES MORE SPACE THAN NEEDED
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Create humans Loathe human nature
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Remember what you did to my kid? He's coming back.
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I will heal you if you show me enough faith unless you're an amputee. good luck with that, stumpy!
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OMNIPRESENT Adam & Eve successfully hide in the Garden
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Craft ears so humans can enjoy music FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
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Make multiple religions all having no proof and requiring absolute faith. Pick the wrong one and you burn in hell forever.
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create earth shake it
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i will never send a flood again just really big waves
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