Make eye contact with someone at work Fuck, they know im high

Make eye contact with someone at work Fuck,       
 they know im high - Make eye contact with someone at work Fuck,       
 they know im high  Paranoid Parrot

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radio cuts off in the middle of a song nuclear war

radio cuts off in the middle of a song nuclear war

lives alone locks bathroom door

lives alone locks bathroom door

At work, goes to a restroom on a different floor to poop so that no one will recognize shoes

At work, goes to a restroom on a different floor to poop so that no one will recognize shoes

Locks door Tries to open door to make sure its locked

Locks door Tries to open door to make sure its locked

Take out headphones to make sure no one else can hear your music

Take out headphones to make sure no one else can hear your music

2+2 on test Use calculator to be sure

2+2 on test Use calculator to be sure

Can't remember how to spell a word change up sentence so don't need it

Can't remember how to spell a word change up sentence so don't need it

Just saved a document in word better save it at least 3 more times

Just saved a document in word better save it at least 3 more times

My work password isn't working anymore So This is how they fire me

My work password isn't working anymore So This is how they fire me

car in front of you driving slow move to the side a bit so people behind can see it isnt you causing traffic

car in front of you driving slow move to the side a bit so people behind can see it isnt you causing traffic
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