Make eye contact with someone at work Fuck, they know im high

Make eye contact with someone at work Fuck,       
 they know im high - Make eye contact with someone at work Fuck,       
 they know im high  Paranoid Parrot

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Fantasizing about guy friend I'm sitting next to in lecture Better stop, just in case he can read minds

Fantasizing about guy friend I'm sitting next to in lecture Better stop, just in case he can read minds

Guy behind me pulls into same neighborhood as me Im gonna die

Guy behind me pulls into same neighborhood as me Im gonna die

playing music on phone in public takes headphones out to make sure not playing out loud

playing music on phone in public takes headphones out to make sure not playing out loud

has the exact change to pay recounts it ten times while in line to make sure that it is the right amount

has the exact change to pay recounts it ten times while in line to make sure that it is the right amount

made kraft macaroni and cheese countless times cant throw the instructioins away until finished

made kraft macaroni and cheese countless times cant throw the instructioins away until finished

Does simple math calculation in head, better check it on my calculator just in case.

Does simple math calculation in head,  better check it on my calculator just in case.

Doctor says "I'll see you soon" as I'm leaving He's not telling me something

Doctor says

12 other people live in this apartment building 12 times the chance someone will accidentally burn it down

12 other people live in this apartment building 12 times the chance someone will accidentally burn it down

"The captain has turned on the fasten your seat belts sign" We're going down

Accidently press unlock button miles from car better lock it to be sure

Accidently press unlock button miles from car better lock it to be sure
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