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invites you over to play xbox he plays for 4 hours while you watch
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designated guys night brings girlfriend
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calls you and you just miss getting to your phone call him back immediately, doesn't answer
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gives you up lets you down
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Asks if you need help cleaning up When you're done cleaning up
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Moves out Steals microwave oven
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"Hey Steve, got any Jacks?" "Nah, go fish, bro" HAS JACKS
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admin boasts of 700k hits every 15 minutes reddit goes down under heavy load
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