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Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid
75,932 shares
New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight!
108,442 shares
makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow
226,355 shares
Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test
97,311 shares
Buys $1700 HD television watches tv in standard definition
188,231 shares
Finds out I had sex Calls the cops
178,963 shares
Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas
84,032 shares
Wants absolute control over how her child is raised pays for someone else to raise her child
25,247 shares
YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN
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Complains about how Christmas has become over Commercialized Buys thousands of dollars worth of presents
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