Roll over in bed and it squeaks everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating

Roll over in bed and it squeaks  everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating  - Roll over in bed and it squeaks  everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating   Paranoid Parrot

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Didn't file tax returns by deadline. Hear helicopters on April 16; government's coming for me!

Didn't file tax returns by deadline. Hear helicopters on April 16; government's coming for me!

Girl you like doesn't respond to text within one minute What did i do!?

Girl you like doesn't respond to text within one minute What did i do!?

Fap, go out in public they know

Fap, go out in public they know

Beautiful girl sits next to me Assassin

Beautiful girl sits next to me Assassin

Girlfriend doest reply to text Its over

Girlfriend doest reply to text Its over

head itches a little oh god head lice

head itches a little oh god head lice

BREATHE IN SECONDHAND SMOKE LUNG CANCER

BREATHE IN SECONDHAND SMOKE LUNG CANCER

foot outside the covers that's how they grab you

foot outside the covers that's how they grab you

Lights turn off while showering My time has come

Lights turn off while showering My time has come

drop pencil during test i'm not cheating i swear

drop pencil during test i'm not cheating i swear
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