Roll over in bed and it squeaks everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating

Roll over in bed and it squeaks  everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating  - Roll over in bed and it squeaks  everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating   Paranoid Parrot

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Make eye contact with someone at work Fuck, they know im high

Make eye contact with someone at work Fuck,       
 they know im high

CTRL+C CTRL+C, CTRL+C, CTRL+C

CTRL+C CTRL+C, CTRL+C, CTRL+C

Can't find car within 15 seconds It was stolen

Can't find car within 15 seconds It was stolen

Dog barks while I'm in shower, then stops Murderer just killed her... I'm next

Dog barks while I'm in shower, then stops Murderer just killed her... I'm next

internet goes out fbi is about to raid

internet goes out fbi is about to raid

Slow day at work i'm going to be fired

Slow day at work i'm going to be fired

About to drive home alone at night checks backseat for serial killer

About to drive home alone at night checks backseat for serial killer

girl doesn't text back in five minutes she hates me

girl doesn't text back in five minutes she hates me

put wallet in pocket pat pocket to make sure it's still there

put wallet in pocket pat pocket to make sure it's still there

can't find childhood friend on Facebook he's dead

can't find childhood friend on Facebook he's dead
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