Roll over in bed and it squeaks everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating

Roll over in bed and it squeaks  everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating  - Roll over in bed and it squeaks  everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating   Paranoid Parrot

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Rubs hand over pocket Panics if he can't immediately feel phone

Rubs hand over pocket Panics if he can't immediately feel phone

put something important in backpack check that its still there every 2 minutes

put something important in backpack check that its still there every 2 minutes

play music on laptop in library remove headphones repeatedly to make sure music isn't playing on speakers

play music on laptop in library remove headphones repeatedly to make sure music isn't playing on speakers

listening to music on headphones at work constantly take headphones off to make sure music isnt playing on speakers

listening to music on headphones at work constantly take headphones off to make sure music isnt playing on speakers

BLACK GARBAGE BAG ON SIDE OF HIGHWAY ITS A DEAD BODY

BLACK GARBAGE BAG ON SIDE OF HIGHWAY ITS A DEAD BODY

Make sure alarm clock is set twelve times

Make sure alarm clock is set twelve times

hear girls laughing What did I do?

hear girls laughing What did I do?

brushes into cobweb now i have a poisonous spider on me

brushes into cobweb now i have a poisonous spider on me

prepare iron-clad defensive argument in case you get accused of something

prepare iron-clad defensive argument in case you get accused of something

Swallows a drop of toothpaste "CALL POSION CONTROL!!"

Swallows a drop of toothpaste
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