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When I was arrested, the cops found sodium cloride and a zinc-cadmium cylinder in my pockets. I was charged with possession of a salt and battery.

When I was arrested, the cops found sodium cloride and a zinc-cadmium cylinder in my pockets. I was charged with possession of a salt and battery. - When I was arrested, the cops found sodium cloride and a zinc-cadmium cylinder in my pockets. I was charged with possession of a salt and battery. Lame Pun Coon
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down
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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? HE COULDN'T CONTROL HIS PUPILS.

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? HE COULDN'T CONTROL HIS PUPILS.
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Did you hear about the poker player with diarrhea? his deuces were wild.

Did you hear about the poker player with diarrhea? his deuces were wild.
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Jokes about German sausages are the Wurst.

Jokes about German sausages are the Wurst.
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HOW DOES MOSES MAKE HIS TEA? HEBREWS IT

HOW DOES MOSES MAKE HIS TEA? HEBREWS IT
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when a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

when a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A THESAURUS

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A THESAURUS
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The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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This girl said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club but I'd never met herbivore

This girl said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club but I'd never met herbivore
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I did a theatrical performance about puns Really it was just a play on words

I did a theatrical performance about puns Really it was just a play on words
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