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When I was arrested, the cops found sodium cloride and a zinc-cadmium cylinder in my pockets. I was charged with possession of a salt and battery.

When I was arrested, the cops found sodium cloride and a zinc-cadmium cylinder in my pockets. I was charged with possession of a salt and battery. - When I was arrested, the cops found sodium cloride and a zinc-cadmium cylinder in my pockets. I was charged with possession of a salt and battery. Lame Pun Coon
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How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing, they're free of charge.

How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing, they're free of charge.
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Why take ecstacy and laxatives? For shits and giggles.

Why take ecstacy and laxatives? For shits and giggles.
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Governments that try to control the internet Are SOPAthetic

Governments that try to control the internet Are SOPAthetic
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I love my new measuring tape It rules

I love my new measuring tape It rules
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I don't eat chicken soup It tastes fowl

I don't eat chicken soup It tastes fowl
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What happen's when your bladder stops working? urine big trouble.

What happen's when your bladder stops working? urine big trouble.
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You work in a concrete factory? That job must be getting harder and harder.

You work in a concrete factory? That job must be getting harder and harder.
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I donated blood and they told me I was Type-A It turned out to be a Type-O

I donated blood and they told me I was Type-A It turned out to be a Type-O
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You're an elevator tech, huh? I'm sure that job has its ups and downs.

You're an elevator tech, huh? I'm sure that job has its ups and downs.
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I can't find my coat I hope someone didn't jacket.

I can't find my coat I hope someone didn't jacket.
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