My job as an undertaker is quite secure. People are just dying for me to stay in business!

My job as an undertaker is quite secure. People are just dying for me to stay in business! - My job as an undertaker is quite secure. People are just dying for me to stay in business!  Lame Pun Coon

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I used to work in an orange juice factory, but i got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

I used to work in an orange juice factory, but i got canned. 
I couldn't concentrate.

a gossip is someone.... with a great sense of rumour!

a gossip is someone.... with a great sense of rumour!

I GOT A JOB AT A BAKERY BECAUSE I KNEADED DOUGH

I GOT A JOB AT A BAKERY BECAUSE I KNEADED DOUGH

diarrhea is hereditary it runs in your jeans!

diarrhea is hereditary it runs in your jeans!

Some people say they should stop making pennies. If you ask me, that doesn't make any cents

Some people say they should stop making pennies. If you ask me, that doesn't make any cents

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

History of Science and Its Rational Reconstructions? No thanks. I'm Lakatos intolerant.

History of Science and Its Rational Reconstructions? No thanks. I'm 
Lakatos intolerant.

SHOTGUN WEDDING A CASE OF WIFE OR DEATH

SHOTGUN WEDDING
 A CASE OF WIFE OR DEATH

ONCE YOU'VE SEEN A SHOPPING CENTER YOU'VE SEEN A MALL

ONCE YOU'VE SEEN A SHOPPING CENTER YOU'VE SEEN A MALL

MY FRIEND IS OBSESSED WITH MONORAILS HE REALLY HAS A ONE TRACK MIND

MY FRIEND IS OBSESSED WITH MONORAILS HE REALLY HAS A 
ONE TRACK MIND
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