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Dad! A carnivorous plant ate mom in our backyard! Good. Stage one is complete. W-what's stage two? In a few hours, you will collect its feces and I'll show you stage two.

Dad! A carnivorous plant ate mom in our backyard! Good. Stage one is complete. W-what's stage two? In a few hours, you will collect its feces and I'll show you stage two. - Dad! A carnivorous plant ate mom in our backyard! Good. Stage one is complete. W-what's stage two? In a few hours, you will collect its feces and I'll show you stage two. Stare Dad
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Dad! Can you hear that screaming?! Ignore it. Sounds like it's from our cellar. SCREAMING KEEPS THE WINE FRESH.

Dad! Can you hear that screaming?! Ignore it. Sounds like it's from our cellar. SCREAMING KEEPS THE WINE FRESH.
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Daddy, daddy! Can you wipe me? I'm busy. ...Doing what? Being a man

Daddy, daddy! Can you wipe me? I'm busy. ...Doing what? Being a man
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Dad! I cut myself while shaving! I'm sure your face is fine. This wasn't on my face. DOES THIS MEAN I FINALLY GET TO SEE YOUR PENIS?

Dad! I cut myself while shaving! I'm sure your face is fine. This wasn't on my face. DOES THIS MEAN I FINALLY GET TO SEE YOUR PENIS?
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Dad! I'm hungry! Not this shit again. Go fuck yourself. .........touche.

Dad! I'm hungry! Not this shit again. Go fuck yourself. .........touche.
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Hide your kids! Hide your wives! It's me. I'm snatching the people up. You mean you're....? Rapin' errbody out hurr.

Hide your kids! Hide your wives! It's me. I'm snatching the people up. You mean you're....? Rapin' errbody out hurr.
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Dad, Lizzy's teasing me! Hit her. Now she's crying. Hit her again.

Dad, Lizzy's teasing me! Hit her. Now she's crying. Hit her again.
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Dad, my pet rabbit died! Tell your mother to cancel dinner reservations. What? Tell her.

Dad, my pet rabbit died! Tell your mother to cancel dinner reservations. What? Tell her.
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Dad! I need your help! *fap fap fap* ... *fap fap fap*

Dad! I need your help! *fap fap fap* ... *fap fap fap*
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I just ate a bunch of pills! where did you get them? from your closet.. Woah!Good luck with that kid.

I just ate a bunch of pills! where did you get them? from your closet.. Woah!Good luck with that kid.
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Dad! Mom's out clubbing again! Doesn't bother me.. She took the corvette That bitch

Dad! Mom's out clubbing again! Doesn't bother me.. She took the corvette That bitch
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