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Interferes wildly from about 6000BC to 600AD not seen or heard from since the invention of video cameras
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Adam and Eve, The fruit of the tree in the center will tell you what is right and wrong, don't eat it Oh, and I expect you to know it is wrong to eat the fruit even though you can't unless you eat the fruit
269,639 shares
Creates irrefutable evidence of evolution Condemns you for believing it
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Makes you in his own perfect image But cut that foreskin off, it's gross
215,379 shares
Willing to forgive all of mankind for rape, murder, adultery,theft, speaking his name in vein, and even worshiping other gods upon repentance. not willing to forgive eve for eating a fucking apple
68,678 shares
Run for president! Lol. Never said you'd win.
105,438 shares
I am all knowing, and created the world 6,000 years ago. Forgot to fix the carbon dating glitch.
27,874 shares
I'll give this guy intelligence, wit, and decent looks. Oh and I better not forget to make him socially awkward.
69,016 shares
Creates men with different size penises makes envy a sin
28,792 shares
creates entire universe in six days, on his own produces autobiography over centuries, using ghost writers
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