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See someone attractive Make mental Punnett Squares
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How much does a polar bear weigh? 1135 lbs
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Friend eating a hamburger complains about greenhouse gasses. Explain that cows create more methane than any other source on Earth.
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This is my pipette. There are many like it but this one is mine. My pippete is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life My pipette, without me, is useless. Without my pipette, I am useless.
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Professor claims to be devout Christian and believes world created 8,000 years ago. Still teaches world was created 4.5 billion years ago.
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No halloween costume wear lab coat
knows precisely how to produce lsd, mdma, methamphetamine. never smoked pot
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Hotbox car with friends Passionately discuss entropy
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Hear girl complaining about how men are pigs Explain that it's partly her fault, since female mate selection determines course of evolution
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becomes bartender at a party slowly and carefully pours one ounce aliquots
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