foot outside the covers that's how they grab you

foot outside the covers that's how they grab you - foot outside the covers that's how they grab you  Paranoid Parrot

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have headphones on keep taking them off to make sure it's not playing through speaker

have headphones on keep taking them off to make sure it's not playing through speaker

driving home high every car is a cop

driving home high every car is a cop

Hosting a party at 10:00 10:01. no ones coming

Hosting a party at 10:00 10:01. no ones coming

IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ON PASSENGER SEAT, WINDOW IS CRACKED EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY IT'S GOING TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW

IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ON PASSENGER SEAT, WINDOW IS CRACKED EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY IT'S GOING TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW

TURNS LIGHTS OFF IN BASEMENT RUN THE FUCK UPSTAIRS

TURNS LIGHTS OFF IN BASEMENT RUN THE FUCK UPSTAIRS

Cab takes shortcut being kidnapped

Cab takes shortcut being kidnapped

SETS ALARM ON PHONE CHECKS 3 MORE TIMES TO SEE IF ITS CORRECT

SETS ALARM ON PHONE CHECKS 3 MORE TIMES TO SEE IF ITS CORRECT

saves game before quitting saves game again when asked if you want to save game before quitting

saves game before quitting saves game again when asked if you want to save game before quitting

Has indigestion "HEart attack!"

Has indigestion

copies url to send to friend Check url in own browser just in case

copies url to send to friend  Check url in own browser just in case
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