overly manly man

children? you mean sex trophies

children? you mean sex trophies  overly manly man

Ironing Board? you mean my chest?

Ironing Board? you mean my chest?  overly manly man

The reason I only had one heart attack Was because my heart wouldn't be so stupid as to attack me twice!

The reason I only had one heart attack Was because my heart wouldn't be so stupid as to attack me twice!  overly manly man

Oh, you wrestled a bear for chicken sandwiches? Bully!

Oh, you wrestled a bear for chicken sandwiches? Bully!  overly manly man

grizzly bear? you mean sparring partner?

grizzly bear? you mean sparring partner?  overly manly man

friend zone? you mean sparring partners?

friend zone? you mean sparring partners?  overly manly man

A Scarf? OH, YOU MEAN A BITCH NECKLACE

A Scarf? OH, YOU MEAN A BITCH NECKLACE   overly manly man

Scars? You mean free tattoos

Scars? You mean free tattoos  overly manly man

Lifting Gloves? You mean calluses

Lifting Gloves? You mean calluses  overly manly man

Those are supposed to be your eyes Not your face vaginas

Those are supposed to be your eyes Not your face vaginas  overly manly man
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