overly manly man

Morning wood? you mean my girlfriend's alarm clock?

Morning wood? you mean my girlfriend's alarm clock?  overly manly man

Russian roulette with one bullet? BITCH I USE SIX

Russian roulette with one bullet? BITCH I USE SIX  overly manly man

tattoo artist? you mean my massage therapist?

tattoo artist?  you mean my massage therapist?   overly manly man

collapsed lung? this cigar should fill it.

collapsed lung? this cigar should fill it.  overly manly man

Aftershave? You mean blood

Aftershave?
 You mean blood  overly manly man

You want to sleep with me? Well back that thing up!!

You want to sleep with me? Well back that thing up!!  overly manly man

I wouldn't know anything about growing a mustache I was born with it.

I wouldn't know anything about growing a mustache I was born with it.  overly manly man

Back pain? Medicinal whiskey.

Back pain? Medicinal whiskey.  overly manly man

a band-aid? give me salt

a band-aid?  give me salt  overly manly man

Vodka? Oh, you mean, "Tap Water"?

Vodka? Oh, you mean,
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