oblivious regional pilot

largest plane in resume is c172, crashes during interview sim, still got regional pilot job with just 300hrs total time because daddy's best friend's brother is the chief pilot becomes captain in a month

largest plane in resume is c172, crashes during interview sim, still got regional pilot job with just 300hrs total time because daddy's best friend's brother is the chief pilot becomes captain in a month  oblivious regional pilot

"captain, can I fly this leg?" stfu noob

this is your captain speaking we'll be stuck at the gate for another 16 or 17 failed posts

this is your captain speaking we'll be stuck at the gate for another 16 or 17 failed posts  oblivious regional pilot

No autopilot? challenge accepted

No autopilot? challenge accepted  oblivious regional pilot

CAN FLY A PLANE STILL LOCKS HIMSELF IN THE JET BRIDGE AND HAS TO BE RESCUED BY THE GATE AGENT

CAN FLY A PLANE STILL LOCKS HIMSELF IN THE JET BRIDGE AND HAS TO BE RESCUED BY THE GATE AGENT  oblivious regional pilot

"dude, i so banged the shit out of that smoking hot flight attendant in my last layover" she was older than his mom

The best part of having no cockpit door Is watching 19 people suffocate on my rancid farts

The best part of having no cockpit door Is watching 19 people suffocate on my rancid farts   oblivious regional pilot

makes 17k a year buys a bose headset

makes 17k a year buys a bose headset  oblivious regional pilot

"in case of decompression we will put on our masks" "by the way, you poor bastards don't have any"

This is your captain speaking We've reached our cruising level at 4 karma

This is your captain speaking We've reached our cruising level at 4 karma  oblivious regional pilot
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