Facebook Friends

I DON'T HAVE MANY FRIENDS  BUT WHEN I DO, THERE ON FACEBOOK AND I NEVER MET 90% OF THEM The Most Interesting Man In The World

What do I do? We did so much stuff together

MY CRUSH LOVES ME AND I ASK HER OUT SAYS THAT SHE ISN'T READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Skankify the mac

ONE SIMPLY CANNOT SAY SKANKARONI  WITHOUT GETTING ARRESTED Boromir

ganhar doláres

VAMOS CLICAR CLIXSENSE aaaand its gone

quer ganhar?

VAMOS CLICAR CLIXSENSE aaaand its gone

Dine dash

YOU DINE AND DASH I CALL AMBULANCE  High Expectations Asian Father

Pity Party

JUST WHEN YOU THINK LIFE IS RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS YOU FIND A PILE OF SHIT IN YOUR PATH First World Problems

Swamp donkey

I DON'T ALWAYS CALL PEOPLE SKANKARONI'S BUT WHEN I DO, I ALSO CALL THEM DONKEY SLUTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pity Party

JUST WHEN YOU THINK LIFE IS RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS  YOU FIND A PILE OF SHIT IN YOUR PATH. First World Problems

la mal suerte

CUANDO TODO SALE MAL TE QUEDA ASI Bad Luck Brian