Would you like custard or ice cream?

I'M GOING TO CUT YOU  A NICE SLICE OF MY HOMEMADE APPLE PIE. Dating Site Murderer

Trade logic

AUTOCART TO TRADE HUB PARK JUST OUTTA RANGE. Business Cat

One Lord...

SO, YOU TELLING ME WE WORSHHIP THE SAME GOD. WELL TELL ME HIS SONS NAME. Skeptical Third World Kid

Obama's fault

BRACE YOURSELVES IT'S OBAMA'S FAULT, RIGHT? Boromir

Stefan's birthday

BIRTHDAY YOU OH NICE VERY GOOD  OLD YOU GET HAIR YOU GET IN EARS  True dat, Yoda.

gorbon gorilla

BEWARE THE ARMY OF THE  12 MONKEYS! Misc

Almost Politically Correct Redneck

SON, I SUPPORT WOMAN'S EQUAL RIGHTS EVERY STATE DESERVES 50 PERCENT OF EACH GENDER Almost Politically Correct Redneck

No sleeping disorder.

FINISHED MY FINAL PROJECTS SLEPT LIKE A BABY. Success Kid

THE OFFICE

HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS? FALSE! THE CHEST CAVITY IS WHERE THE HEART IS. Schrute

Finishing the quarter

WORK DUE AT 12:00 PM TURNED IN AT 11:59 AM Success Kid