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ACT LIKE YOUR ACTING

YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE ACTING SO I GOT YOU A PART AS AN ACTOR, SO YOU CAN ACT LIKE YOUR ACTING Xzibit meme

bitch please a

 BITCH PLEASE!! Xzibit meme

yo dawg you likebeing raped

YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE BEING RAPED GET IN THE FUCKING VAN! Xzibit meme

yo dawg i heard you got floss stuck in your teeth

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU GOT FLOSS STUCK IN YOUR TEETH SO I GOT YOU FLOSS SO YOU CAN FLOSS OFF THE FLOSS THAT GOT STUCK WHILE FLOSSING Xzibit meme

Yo, Cyber DAWG!

YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE CYBER,  SO I PUT SOME CTIIC IN YOUR NCCIC SO YOU CAN CYBER WHILE YOU CYBER. Xzibit meme

Snow Plows Are Dicks

YO DAWG I HEAR YOU LIKE SHOVELING SNOW SO I PLOWED MORE SNOW INTO YOUR SNOW SO YOU COULD SHOVEL THE SNOW ON TOP OF YOUR SNOW Xzibit meme

I hear you like to Grill in the snow.

SO I TIPPED OVER YOUR GRILL IN THE SNOW.  SO YOU CAN GRILL IN THE SNOW!  Xzibit meme

Master Tickets

YO DAWG! I HEARD YOU LIKE MASTER LINKING TICKETS SO WE MADE A MASTER LINKING TICKET FOR MASTER LINKING TICKETS SO YOU CAN LINK WHILE YOU LINK Xzibit meme

Yo Dawg boats

YO DAWG. I HEARD YOU LIKE BOATS SO WE PUT A BOAT IN YOUR BOAT SO YOU CAN BOAT WHILE YOU BOAT Xzibit meme

yo dawg your fucked

YO DAWG IF THIS GOD THING ENDS UP BEING REAL YOU FUCKED NIGGA BETTER BLINDLY FOLLOW JUST TO BE SAFE Xzibit meme