see humanlike shape out of the corner of your eye run into room and lock door

see humanlike shape out of the corner of your eye run into room and lock door  Paranoid Parrot

Spends 5 minutes tidying room OMG I HAVE OCD

Spends 5 minutes tidying room OMG I HAVE OCD  Annoying Facebook Girl

gets a new boyfriend day 1: "Omg were so in love <33333"

gets a new boyfriend day 1:

Bitches about childhood obesity "Clear your plate or you are grounded"

Bitches about childhood obesity

Great Recession caused youth to live with parents. Lived in mom's basement already.

Great Recession caused youth to live with parents. Lived in mom's basement already.  Butthurt Dweller

Twenty minutes early? Twenty minutes of waiting in the car

Twenty minutes early? Twenty minutes of waiting in the car  Socially Awkward Penguin

He refuses to work Says he's mining bitcoins

He refuses to work Says he's mining bitcoins  Redditors Wife

Lives in world full of injustice only upset over tabloids

Lives in world
full of injustice only upset over
tabloids  Annoying Facebook Girl

Cook Bacon Naked

Cook Bacon Naked  Courage Wolf

Knows how to juggle Doesn't have the balls to do it in public.

Knows how to juggle Doesn't have the balls to do it in public.  Lame Pun Coon