needs handjob calls edward scissorshands

needs handjob calls edward scissorshands  Insanity Wolf

"you're such a lightweight, bro" pukes on your carpet

"You're only 20. you're still just a kid!" Hits on your friends.

Threatens to disown you after having premarital sex Is an urban legend for cock sucking at her community college

Threatens to disown you after having premarital sex Is an urban legend for cock sucking at her community college  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Donates blood not his own

Donates blood not his own  Insanity Wolf

See two cars next to each other with their blinkers on must figure out which is blinking faster

See two cars next to each other
 with their blinkers on must figure out which is  blinking faster  OCD Otter

Exchange emails with girl at work fall in love

Exchange emails with girl at work fall in love  Socially Awkward Penguin

Picks up a bag for you does not even check to see which ones bigger

Picks up a bag for you does not even check to see which ones bigger  Good Guy Greg

20 minute light jog on the treadmill OMG the gym killed me today

20 minute light jog on the treadmill OMG the gym killed me today  Annoying Facebook Girl

If I'm to love my neighbor as myself Am i supposed to give them hand jobs?

If I'm to love my neighbor as myself Am i supposed to give them hand jobs?  Philosoraptor