Next time you do laundry use less starch son Your socks are too stiff

Next time you do laundry use less starch son Your socks are too stiff  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son chooses his friends well they're always REALLY nice to me

My son chooses his friends  well they're always REALLY nice to me  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Not Sure if Democrat or just poor

Not Sure if Democrat or just poor  Futurama Fry

Suggests Hanging out soon Follows up and spends time with you

Suggests Hanging out soon Follows up and spends time with you  Good Guy Greg

"omg i look sooo gross" has album of 178 self-pics

If we're called ents Why do we *burn* trees?

If we're called ents Why do we *burn* trees?  Philosoraptor

Emma Watson is so hot In Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Emma Watson is so hot In Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone  Pedobear

I don't always give websites my age But when I do, i was born on January first

I don't always give websites my age But when I do, i was born on January first  The Most Interesting Man In The World

My son and his friends are great They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home

My son and his friends are great They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home  Oblivious Suburban Mom

"Bro it's not what it looks like." it's Exactly what it looks like