Not sure if I finished my exam quickly because I knew everything Or because I knew nothing

Not sure if I finished my exam quickly because I knew everything Or because I knew nothing  Futurama Fry

if you die before someone else does does that mean you've beaten them to death?

if you die before someone else does does that mean you've beaten them to death?  Philosoraptor

Girl I've liked for a number of years but ignored because I had a girlfriend says to me "Ran into your ex. I've got all the time in the world, just putting it out there".

Girl I've liked for a number of years but ignored because I had a girlfriend says to me

It took you 2 trips to take out the garbage? Was your tampon weighing you down?

It took you 2 trips to take out the garbage? Was your tampon weighing you down?  overly manly man

Signed up for an engineering course the professor speaks fluent English

Signed up for an engineering course  the professor speaks fluent English   Success Kid

open birthday card pretend not to notice money while reading card

open birthday card pretend not to notice money while reading card  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has schitzophrenic son Tells him the voices in his head are god

Has schitzophrenic son Tells him the voices in his head are god  Sheltering Suburban Mom

wears low-cut shirt while studying unable to focus because distracted by own cleavage

wears low-cut shirt while studying unable to focus because distracted by own cleavage  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Sometimes I have sex with my boyfriend knowing he'll pass out after and I can watch whatever I want on tv

Sometimes I have sex with my boyfriend knowing he'll pass out after and I can watch whatever I want on tv  Confession Bear

sets alarm for seven Wakes up at 4:00, 5:00 and 6:00 to check the time OVERSLEEPS

sets alarm for seven Wakes up at 4:00, 5:00 and 6:00 to check the time OVERSLEEPS  Scumbag Brain