HARRY POTTER 4 LIFE <3<3<3 Has never read any of the books

HARRY POTTER 4 LIFE <3<3<3 Has never read any of the books  Annoying Facebook Girl

I don't always lose games But when I do, it's never my fault.

I don't always lose games But when I do, it's never my fault.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

"can i just get a cup for water?" actually fills it with water

Talks you out of hanging yourself strangles you

Talks you out of hanging yourself strangles you  Scumbag Ben

I don't always wear sunglasses But when I do, I stare at girl's breasts

I don't always wear sunglasses But when I do, I stare at girl's breasts  The Most Interesting Man In The World

liked a band you've probably never heard of introduces you to it

liked a band you've probably never heard of introduces you to it  Good Guy Greg

take an intense shit in the bathroom take shirt off

take an intense shit in the bathroom take shirt off  Foul Bachelor Frog

When washing windows, squeegee vertically outside, and horizontally inside If you see streaks, you will know which side they are on

When washing windows, squeegee vertically outside, and horizontally inside If you see streaks, you will know which side they are on  Actual Advice Mallard

We're not printing money -- We’re creating reserves in the banking system!

We're not printing money -- We’re creating reserves in the banking system!  Ben Bernanke

Start massive internet phenomenon Get ignored by everyone just a few years later

Start massive internet phenomenon Get ignored by everyone just a few years later  Advice Dog