if i'm getting ahead of myself does that also mean i'm running behind?

if i'm getting ahead of myself does that also mean i'm running behind?  Philosoraptor

Notices you sleeping in board meeting walks on your face

Notices you sleeping in board meeting walks on your face  Business Cat

please nobody tell her about google+

please nobody tell her about google+  Annoying Facebook Girl

I don't always tell women the truth But when I do, I should have lied

I don't always tell women the truth But when I do, I should have lied  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fuck Bitches print money

Fuck Bitches print money  Ben Bernanke

you know why spidey is a jerk off? ... he's got sticky hands from always being on the web

you know why spidey is a jerk off? ... he's got sticky hands 
from always being on the web   JJ Jameson

Attends: Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry

Attends: Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry  Annoying Facebook Girl

If you run, I will shoot you An E-mail with advice on how to properly conduct your first election compaign

If you run, I will shoot  you An E-mail with advice on how to properly conduct your first election compaign  Successful Black Man

Is standing in the 10 items or less lane Has 10 items or less

Is standing in the 10 items or less lane Has 10 items or less  Good Guy Greg

you know what i do to save money? no, what? When i call my dominatrix at 3am, she abuses me for free.

you know what i do to save money? no, what? When i call my dominatrix at 3am,
she abuses me for free.   JJ Jameson