If she "hates fake bitches" Is it because she's a real bitch?

If she

Gets thirsty at party doesn't want to ask the host for a glass. uses bathroom faucet to get drink

Gets thirsty at party doesn't want to ask the host for a glass. uses bathroom faucet to get drink  Socially Awkward Penguin

get job ask for week off

get job ask for week off  Insanity Wolf

Make a secret door that opens a secret room Single Player

Make a  secret door that opens a secret room Single Player   Forever Alone

Make a fireplace Burn down house, start forest fire

Make a fireplace  Burn down house, start forest fire  Minecraft

I told him someone followed me home yesterday He called me "Paranoid Parrot"

I told him someone followed me home yesterday He called me

walk directly behind socially awkward penguin wave to approaching friend down the street

walk directly behind socially awkward penguin wave to approaching friend down the street  Socially Awesome Penguin

OMG Google+ sucks You can't even play farmville on it

OMG Google+ sucks You can't even play farmville on it  Annoying Facebook Girl

Tonight You Will Watch a Murder She wrote marathon. its my grandma's favorite show.

Tonight You Will Watch a Murder She wrote marathon. its my grandma's favorite show.  Dating Site Murderer

notice guy checking out my ass guess my period's started

notice guy checking out my ass guess my period's started  Socially Awkward Penguin