if you didn't want to be a disgusting land whale you shouldn't have eaten all that junk food

if you didn't want to be a disgusting land whale you shouldn't have eaten all that junk food  Captain Hindsight

f7u12? I hear it's all the rage

f7u12? I hear it's all the rage  Lame Pun Coon

Not sure if song is empathizing with mood Or making me feel sadder

Not sure if song is empathizing with mood  Or making me feel sadder  Futurama Fry

I told him i got fucked at the car dealership He makes up a bullshit story about dealer secrets for karma

I told him i got fucked at the car dealership He makes up a bullshit story about dealer secrets for karma  Redditors Wife

you need a trillion dollars? I'll give you five hundred bucks for Hawaii.

you need a trillion dollars? I'll give you five hundred bucks for Hawaii.  Pawn Star

ACCIDENTALLY HIT CALL INSTEAD OF TEXT disconnect immediately in panic

ACCIDENTALLY HIT CALL INSTEAD OF TEXT disconnect immediately in panic  Socially Awkward Penguin

not sure if girl in that car is hot Or just wearing huge sunglasses that cover her ugly face

not sure if girl in that car is hot Or just wearing huge sunglasses that cover her ugly face  Futurama Fry

Parker! I need you to take some pictures of someone for me. Pictures of who? The new Spiderman, Andrew Garfield.

Parker! I need you to take some pictures of someone for me. Pictures of who? The new Spiderman, Andrew Garfield.   JJ Jameson

Legs hanging over bed? mine now...

Legs hanging over bed? mine now...  Horrifying Houseguest

Tells kids to take care of their bodies Gets skin cancer from tanning

Tells kids to take care of their bodies Gets skin cancer from tanning  Sheltering Suburban Mom