I asked him if he wanted some bacon for breakfast he said he only bacons at midnight

I asked him if he wanted some bacon for breakfast he said he only bacons at midnight  Redditors Wife

john, I'm not going to have sex with you yes, you are

john, I'm not going to have sex with you yes, you are  Skinhead John

y you no check self before you wreck self

y you no check self before you wreck self  Y U No

Why don't we take all the Forever alone guys And put them with the forever alone girls

Why don't we take all the Forever alone guys  And put them with the forever alone girls  Push it somewhere else Patrick

not sure if rage comic or novel

not sure if rage comic or novel  Futurama Fry

i notice that you are not sitting down so? did you have a hot date last hight?

i notice that you are not sitting down so? did you have a hot date last hight?   JJ Jameson

neighbor remarks on funny shirt i had on yesterday he's stalking me

neighbor remarks on funny shirt i had on yesterday he's stalking me  Paranoid Parrot

becomes a less popular meme is happy for new content

becomes a less popular meme is happy for new content  Good Guy Greg

if you wanted a social life you shouldn't have installed minecraft

if you wanted a social life you shouldn't have installed minecraft  Captain Hindsight

I asked him to critique my resume he replied "TL;dr"

I asked him to critique my resume he replied