My in-laws are visiting and I have an unexpected day off work I put on my scrubs and went to the "hospital" anyway, just to avoid them

My in-laws are visiting and I have an unexpected day off work I put on my scrubs and went to the

if you are giving a presentation get someone in your class to ask a question you have already rehearsed to make it seem as though you really know your stuff

if you are giving a presentation get someone in your class to ask a question you have already rehearsed to make it seem as though you really know your stuff  Actual Advice Mallard

I spent all morning browsing the internet instead of working Now I have nothing to do on my lunch break

I spent all morning browsing the internet instead of working Now I have nothing to do on my lunch break  First World Problems

not sure if I want a relationship. or just want to get laid.

not sure if I want a relationship. or just want to get laid.  Futurama Fry

When I'm home alone, I always work out naked because that way I end up doing less laundry

When I'm home alone, I always work out naked because that way I end up doing less laundry  Foul Bachelor Frog

If you wanted to get a job You shouldn't have gotten a face tattoo

If you wanted to get a job You shouldn't have gotten a face tattoo  Captain Hindsight

Once this picky blonde girl broke into my house and my mom, my dad, and I killed and ate her

Once this picky blonde girl broke into my house and my mom, my dad, and I killed and ate her  Confession Bear

if you wanted students families to donate money you shouldn't have charged 46,000 dollars for tuition.

if you wanted students families  to donate money you shouldn't have charged 46,000 dollars for tuition.   Captain Hindsight

Beautiful girl asks him to hang a picture for her Drills into the fire sprinkler line and floods the apartment

Beautiful girl asks him to hang a picture for her Drills into the fire sprinkler line and floods the apartment   Bad Luck Brian

I see you play Sudoku with a pen i too like to live dangerously

I see you play Sudoku with a pen i too like to live dangerously  Dangerously - Austin Powers