If you didn't want to hate your friends You should have never joined Facebook

If you didn't want to hate your friends You should have never joined Facebook  Captain Hindsight

we should take all of the things we read on reddit and apply them to real life

we should take all of the things we read on reddit and apply them to real life  Push it somewhere else Patrick

your bosons they give me a hadron

your bosons they give me a hadron  Pickup Line Scientist

Realizes he's talking to a foreigner Starts talking louder

Realizes he's talking to a foreigner Starts talking louder  Redneck Randal

Convinces you to "Just do it, you've got nothing to lose" Won't let you forget embarrassing moment for the rest of your life

Convinces you to

Someone knocks when you're in the bathroom Cough

Someone knocks when you're in the bathroom Cough  Socially Awkward Penguin

rants about how Intellectual Property is a crock gets mad when someone reposts and steals their karma

rants about how Intellectual Property is a crock gets mad when someone reposts and steals their karma  Scumbag Redditor

we should take all the fat people in america and switch them with all the hungry people in africa

we should take all the fat people in america and switch them with all the hungry people in africa  Push it somewhere else Patrick

Doctor who suffer from anxiety lose patients.

Doctor who suffer from anxiety lose patients.  Confucius says

you should have never bought a MAC

 you should have never bought a MAC  Captain Hindsight