Promises to be your wingman Scares women away

Promises to be your wingman Scares women away  Scumbag Steve

"like this and I will rate you out of ten" Rates everybody 8 or higher

Asks for fishtank advice in wrong subreddit gets legitimate answers

Asks for fishtank advice in wrong subreddit gets legitimate answers  Socially Awesome Penguin

teacher misses your name during roll call. "did i miss anyone?" nope.

teacher misses your name during roll call.

condoms aren't expensive babies are

condoms aren't expensive babies are  Captain Hindsight

Tells sob story about being rejected from pixar every year for 12 years clearly not qualified for the job

Tells sob story about being rejected from pixar every year for 12 years clearly not qualified for the job  Scumbag Redditor

Exothermic Reactions? I studied them before they were cool.

Exothermic Reactions? I studied them before they were cool.  Chemistry Cat

Would you say that the word "cat" is found in the R section of a dictionary? No, not in the Rs That's not what your aunt May said last night

Would you say that the word

You say "guess what!" Guesses.

You say

SO, YOU'RE NOT INTO CASUAL SEX? FINE, I'LL PUT ON A TUX AND WE CAN CALL IT FORMAL SEX.

SO, YOU'RE NOT INTO CASUAL SEX? FINE, I'LL PUT ON A TUX AND WE CAN CALL IT FORMAL SEX.  Pickup-Line Panda