Stranger says Hi to me at urinal, so I say hi back He gives me a strange look and quickly leaves. Later I realise he only farted which sounded like a hi

Stranger says Hi to me at urinal, so I say hi back He gives me a strange look and quickly leaves. Later I realise he only farted which sounded like a hi  Socially Awkward Penguin

Decide to strike up conversation with old man sitting all by himself at the bar At the end of the night, "By the way I'm the owner , all your drinks tonight are on the house"

Decide to strike up conversation with old man sitting all by himself at the bar At the end of the night,

Kills thousands of Egyptians to free his chosen people from the horrors of slavery Later Gives instructions to his chosen people allowing them to own slaves

Kills thousands of Egyptians to free his chosen people from the horrors of slavery Later Gives instructions to his chosen people allowing them to own slaves   Scumbag Advice God

Hey I just cleaned the bugs from your windows What's that nerf gun for?

Hey I just cleaned the bugs from your windows What's that nerf gun for?  Misunderstood Spider

has the exact change to pay recounts it ten times while in line to make sure that it is the right amount

has the exact change to pay recounts it ten times while in line to make sure that it is the right amount  Paranoid Parrot

If we gave more media coverage to every hero of a tragedy than we give the person behind it people would start to realize that attention and validation goes to those who do good, not harm

If we gave more media coverage to every hero of a tragedy than we give the person behind it people would start to realize that attention and validation goes to those who do good, not harm  Courage Wolf

respect your mother you son of a bitch

respect your mother you son of a bitch  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Gets sticky fingers from stale donuts "I'll just use the condensation from my MT.dew can to wipe them off"

Gets sticky fingers from stale donuts

I hope you don't mind if I sit in on you masturbating I just want to make sure you finish with me on your mind.

I hope you don't mind if I sit in on you masturbating I just want to make sure you finish with me on your mind.   Overly Attached Girlfriend

Invites you over to play video games Plays single player mode the whole time

Invites you over to play video games Plays single player mode the whole time  Misc