I'm pregnant two birds, one stone

I'm pregnant two birds, one stone  Skinhead John

reset a password immediately remembers the old one.

reset  a password immediately remembers the old one.  Scumbag Brain

My sons friends are so inclusive. They always want me to slip into my bikini and join them at the pool.

My sons friends are so inclusive. They always want me to slip into my bikini and join them at the pool.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Correctly type a word you've spelt a thousand times before That doesn't look right

Correctly type a word you've spelt a thousand times before That doesn't look right  Scumbag Brain

U have a boyfriend? U want a MANfriend?

U have a boyfriend? U want a MANfriend?  Pickup-Line Panda

Forever alone party F.a.p.

Forever alone party F.a.p.  Forever Alone

"uhgg ramen 4 dinner again...just the life of a broke college student!" -posted from my ipad

Make a mob that teleports when you aren't looking Get out of making a teleport animation.

Make a mob that teleports when you aren't looking Get out of making a teleport animation.  Advice Notch

I used MCEdit, INVedit, server commands, and fly hacks But other than that, my building is 100% legit

I used MCEdit, INVedit, server commands, and fly hacks But other than that, my building is 100% legit  Minecraft

Uses weight machines Wipes them down when finished

Uses weight machines Wipes them down when finished  Good Guy Greg