i asked for a bidet in the bathroom he hooked a hose up to the toilet

i asked for a bidet in the bathroom he hooked a hose up to the toilet  Redditors Wife

Once you go black the cfo will commend you on meeting your quarterly commitment to making your department profitable again

Once you go black the cfo will commend you on meeting your quarterly commitment to making your department profitable again  Successful Black Man

just bought a sweet gaming machine it's a mac

just bought a sweet gaming machine it's a mac  Idiot Nerd Girl

professor says 'fuck' during first class alerts facebook

professor says 'fuck' during first class alerts facebook  College Freshman

window seat, has to pee it can wait two hours

window seat, has to pee it can wait two hours  Socially Awkward Penguin

See hot girl in class email her offering to buy pictures of her feet

See hot girl in class email her offering to buy pictures of her feet  Creeper Canine

Would you like to come back to my place to watch cartoons and have cereal?

Would you like to come back to my place to watch cartoons and have cereal?  Pickup-Line Panda

Let's take each other to the limit and see if we converge

Let's take each other to the limit  and see if we converge  Pickup Line Scientist

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Googles

I'm against all the things

I'm against all the things  All The Things