While you were busy reading this I slipped into your room.

While you were busy reading this I slipped into your room.  Horrifying Houseguest

I wish I were sin squared and you were cos squared so that together we could be one!

I wish I were sin squared and you were cos squared  so that together we could be one!  Pickup Line Scientist

Let's head down to the hood with some acid so we can do this reaction where it will be safe.

Let's head down to the hood with some acid so we can do this reaction where it will be safe.  Rasta Science Teacher

I don't always forget to put on deodorant But when I do, I spend the whole day around attractive women

I don't always forget to put on deodorant But when I do, I spend the whole day around attractive women  The Most Interesting Man In The World

WELCOME TO the USA the government where the money's made up and the debt doesn't matter

WELCOME TO the USA the government where the money's made up and the debt doesn't matter  Whose Line

When was cat skinning so popular that there was more than one way to do it

When was cat skinning so popular that there was more than one way to do it  Philosoraptor

A father should never outlive his children families. die. together.

A father should never outlive his children families. die. together.  Vengeance Dad

I have a huge johnson & johnson sales presentation next week.

I have a huge johnson & johnson sales presentation next week.  Successful Black Man

lights molotov cocktail drinks it

lights molotov cocktail drinks it  Insanity Wolf

high school valedictorian Placed on academic probation after first semester

high school valedictorian Placed on academic probation after first semester  College Freshman