Seated next to cute girl "SO, where you headed?"

Seated next to cute girl

I wish I was adenine then I could get paired with U.

I wish I was adenine  then I could get paired with U.  Pickup Line Scientist

What a twist! he became the prince of a town called Bel-air!

What a twist! he became the prince of a town called Bel-air!  Lonely Computer Guy

not sure if smiling to be polite Or if actually flirting with me

not sure if smiling to be polite Or if actually flirting with me  Futurama Fry

not sure if louis c.k. is very creative and funny Or just honest about his shitty life

not sure if louis c.k. is very creative and funny Or just honest about his shitty life  Futurama Fry

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cuz you lookin right

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cuz you lookin right  Pickup Line Scientist

How do you stop a clown from laughing hit him in the face with an axe

How do you stop a clown from laughing hit him in the face with an axe  Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

 What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.  Pickup Line Scientist

Makes life changing decision over ruled by penis..

Makes life changing decision over ruled by penis..  Scumbag Brain

my flat screen tv is too thin to support a wii sensor bar on top

my flat screen tv is too thin to
 support a wii sensor bar on top  Sad Youth