**11 Days** Counts down every day without explaining why

**11 Days** Counts down every day without explaining why  Annoying Facebook Girl

assigned as your lab partner dies

assigned as your lab partner dies  Senior College Student

I reminded him it was my 30th birthday he told me to quit being a karma whore

I reminded him it was my 30th birthday he told me to quit being a karma whore   Redditors Wife

Needs Attention deletes and recreates account

Needs Attention deletes and recreates account  Annoying Facebook Girl

opens new loaf of bread eats the first end piece

opens new loaf of bread eats the first end piece  Good Guy Greg

Yo, This is phat I'm glad to finally merge our asian divisions

Yo, This is phat I'm glad to finally merge our asian divisions  Successful Black Man

Not sure if flirting with me or just extremely friendly

Not sure if flirting with me or just extremely friendly  Futurama Fry

Trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful call her a bitch

Trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful call her a bitch  Advice Akon

oh that is phat Hoang, he is the famous Vietnamese chef I hired for our dinner party

oh that is phat Hoang, he is the famous Vietnamese chef I hired for our dinner party  Successful Black Man

Feel hungry, make snack get snack while waiting for snack to finish

Feel hungry, make snack get snack while waiting for snack to finish  Stoner Dog