Not sure if having the best time ever or dying of heat stroke

Not sure if having the best time ever  or dying of heat stroke  Futurama Fry

I need a new hot water heater FALSE. Hot water doesn't need to be heated

I need a new hot water heater FALSE.  
 Hot water doesn't need to be heated  Schrute

It's okay we can't all be great whites

It's okay we can't all be great whites  Compassionate Shark Friend

You hear about the kid born without eyelids? That worked?! no way. They grafted foreskin to his face to make new ones Yeah. He's just a little cockeyed.

You hear about the kid born without eyelids? That worked?! no way. They grafted foreskin to his face to make new ones Yeah. He's just a little cockeyed.  Inception

I hate that cracker barrel isn't open late on weeknights

I hate that cracker barrel isn't open late on weeknights  Successful Black Man

I'm psychic, you know. I can see inside people's heads. Really? I can too!

I'm psychic, you know. I can see inside people's heads. Really? I can too!  Skinhead John

No fork for lunch at work rather make one out of paperclips than go to break room

No fork for lunch at work rather make one out of paperclips than go to break room  Socially Awkward Penguin

WON HUGE AT POKER BUYS multiple rounds of drinks for all his boys

WON HUGE AT POKER BUYS multiple rounds of drinks for all his boys  Good Guy Greg

how did tech impaired duck find reddit?

how did tech impaired duck find reddit?  Philosoraptor

Asparagus tonight tomorrow's delight.

Asparagus tonight tomorrow's delight.  Bear Grylls