stay home: masturbate go fishing: master bait

stay home: masturbate go fishing: master bait  Foul Bachelor Frog

"Birthday card from my brother who has down syndrome" He's not the only one with "down" syndrome.

Why don't we take all the reposts and push them over to Digg?

Why don't we take all the reposts and push them over to Digg?  Push it somewhere else Patrick

I left my wife and kids everything in my will

I left my wife and kids everything in my will  Successful Black Man

"Por favor, no cut flowers" Gardeners speak english

Does Laundry Uses dryer as closet

Does Laundry Uses dryer as closet  Foul Bachelor Frog

I wrote him a poem for our anniversary he said, "too long; didn't read."

I wrote him a poem for our anniversary he said,

"OK, let's go shirts vs. skins" Can I switch to shirts team?

How can I know hundreds of pi digits but not the 11 digits of your phone number?

How can I know hundreds of pi digits  but not the 11 digits of your phone number?  Pickup Line Scientist

You took 48635 breaths while you slept last night

You took 48635 breaths while you slept last night  Horrifying Houseguest