you had me at "hello world"!

you had me at

I'm a hardcore gamer, I play videogames all the time Angry birds

I'm a hardcore gamer, I play videogames all the time Angry birds  Idiot Nerd Girl

I don't always get asked questions during a meal but when i do, i just took the biggest fucking bite of food

I don't always get asked questions during a meal but when i do, i just took the biggest fucking bite of food  The Most Interesting Man In The World

not sure if she is actually trying to enjoy games Or just want something from me

not sure if she is actually trying to enjoy games Or just want something from me  Futurama Fry

“if this gets 50 upvotes, my girlfriend will make me a bowl of cheerios” Here's 50 downvotes, and a hot cup of shut the fuck up

“if this gets 50 upvotes, my girlfriend will make me a bowl of cheerios” Here's 50 downvotes, and a hot cup of shut the fuck up  Downvoting Roman

accepts ruto's engagement stone to complete a quest for another girl

accepts ruto's engagement stone to complete a quest for another girl  Scumbag Link

not sure if they're fat because they're disabled Or disabled because they're fat

not sure if they're fat because they're disabled Or disabled because they're fat  Futurama Fry

Lets get a popular link And repost it at a different subreddit

Lets get a popular link And repost it at a different subreddit   Push it somewhere else Patrick

opens internet explorer does bing search for google

opens internet explorer does bing search for google  Tech Impaired Duck

If I were to ask you out would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If I were to ask you out would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?  Pickup-Line Panda