Leave Girl's house fart the entire way home

Leave Girl's house fart the entire way home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gf sends text without a smileyface OH God she's leaving me

Gf sends text without a smileyface OH God she's leaving me  Paranoid Parrot

Owns a zune calls it an ipod so people don't ask what a zune is

Owns a zune calls it an ipod so people don't ask what a zune is  Socially Awkward Penguin

semen hits carpet let dry and use spot to scratch bottoms of feet

semen hits carpet let dry and use spot to scratch bottoms of feet  Foul Bachelor Frog

you better call me william herschel because tonight i'm gonna discover uranus

you better call me william herschel because tonight i'm gonna discover uranus  Pickup Line Scientist

not sure if being good boyfriend Or actually being robbed of all my money

not sure if being good boyfriend Or actually being robbed of all my money  Futurama Fry

posts slutty picture all guys who comment on it are "creeps" except the ones she thinks are hot

posts slutty picture all guys who comment on it are

Play Starcraft w/ shirt off Clip microphone to nipple hair

Play Starcraft w/ shirt off Clip microphone to nipple hair
  Foul Bachelor Frog

not sure if hungry or just nauseous

not sure if hungry or just nauseous  Futurama Fry

passes out drunk at raging party sleeptalks witty anecdotes, is life of party

passes out drunk at raging party sleeptalks witty anecdotes, is life of party  Socially Awesome Penguin