I can't get my jeans off

I can't get my jeans off  Sad Youth

cooking pasta in boiling water use hands to stir

cooking pasta in boiling water use hands to stir  Insanity Wolf

I'M GOING TO BREAK YOU off a piece of this Kit-Kat bar

I'M GOING TO BREAK YOU off a piece of this Kit-Kat bar  Dating Site Murderer

knows everything about everyone Chamber of secrets has been opened? the fuck is this shit?

knows everything about everyone Chamber of secrets has been opened? the fuck is this shit?  Dumbledore

WELCOME to College where the grades are made up and your degree doesn't matter

WELCOME to College where the grades are made up and your degree doesn't matter  Whose Line

The cookie jar Is too damn high

The cookie jar Is too damn high  Jimmy McMillan

Says Hogwarts is the safest place in the world Students attacked constantly

Says Hogwarts is the safest place in the world Students attacked constantly  Dumbledore

Submits self post Earns tons of karma

Submits self post Earns tons of karma  Socially Awesome Penguin

saw the woman i stalk having sex with her husband whore

saw the woman i stalk having sex with her husband whore  Butthurt Dweller

Go to the bathroom at 3am and flush. I woke up everyone.

Go to the bathroom at 3am and flush. I woke up everyone.  Paranoid Parrot