Might have insulted someone accidentally Thinks about it for years

Might have insulted someone accidentally Thinks about it for years  Socially Awkward Penguin

When I'm around you I'm like a level 4 metapod. All I can do is harden.

When I'm around you I'm like a level 4 metapod. All I can do is harden.  Pickup Line Scientist

to customer: "i dunno man, it's pretty rough. not sure what i can do with it." to camera: "I really want this thing. it's unbelievable."

to customer:

I don't always want you to pet me but when i do, it's when you're masturbating

I don't always want you to pet me but when i do, it's when you're masturbating  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Knows its impolite to stare at co worker's boobs makes you stare at co worker's boobs

Knows its impolite to stare at co worker's boobs  makes you stare at co worker's boobs  Scumbag Brain

"I know I'm gonna get down voted for this" Well at least you know something

Triple A rating? I'm not going any higher than AA+ and I'm not even comfortable about that.

Triple A rating? I'm not going any higher than AA+ and I'm not even comfortable about that.  Pawn Star

Offers to do Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker roleplay to spice up sex life he said: don't you know they were brother and sister, and made me watch all six movies in sequence.

Offers to do Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker roleplay to spice up sex life he said: don't you know they were brother and sister, and made me watch all six movies in sequence.    Redditors Wife

"You don't have any friends? What do you with your life?" Uhhh...Internet?

MY DEALER IS TOO DAMN HIGH

MY DEALER IS TOO DAMN HIGH  Jimmy McMillan