I DON'T ALWAYS SEE A TL;DR

I DON'T ALWAYS SEE A TL;DR  BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AFTER I'VE READ ALL THE TEXT  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Everyone should start doing this

STOP USING GOOGLE.COM TO SEARCH INFROMATION FOR SCHOOL ESSAYS USE SCHOLAR.GOOGLE.COM INSTEAD, YOU WILL FIND MORE RELEVANT INFORMATION RIGHT AWAY  Actual Advice Mallard

I just love him..

YOU'VE PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THIS IT'S A WEASLEY!  Gordon Ramsay

I should just drop out of college now...

GUY I HAVE A CRUSH ON SINCE FOREVER FINALLY SAYS HI IN CLASS

Happens all the time

OH, THAT'S A REALLY GREAT SONG! LET'S LISTEN TO IT A THOUSAND TIMES UNTIL WE HATE IT FOREVER Scumbag Brain

My friend said this last night when he was drunk

GETTING DRUNK TODAY  IS JUST BORROWING HAPPINESS FROM TOMORROW  Sudden Clarity Clarence

To the woman at the grocery.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE STRANGERS TELLING YOU HOW TO PARENT  CONTROL YOUR SPAWN IN PUBLIC Actual Advice Mallard

Oh God Why

STALKS CRUSH ON FACEBOOK  ACCIDENTALLY LIKES STATUS FROM 2009 Socially Awkward Penguin

These people are saints...

HAS NEVER MET YOU AND WILL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN  FLASHES BRIGHTS TO LET YOU KNOW A COP IS AHEAD  Good Guy Greg

Mind = Blown

2013 IS THE FIRST YEAR SINCE 1987 TO HAVE DIFFERENT NUMBERS  Sudden Clarity Clarence